Dimensional Clash: ☆Somniverse Rising☆

Sans

These being Mario buildings, they really didn't crumble so much as cause a bad vibration that startled the inhabitants within and knocked over several shelves. Nevertheless, this threw people into more panic.

Sans put his hands in his pockets and eyed Kerrigan with his left eye. "heh. you people are putting me in way too many jobs at once," Sans chuckled. "common decency says that you really shouldn't invade these folks without their permission. see, what does that make you more than a bully with a bunch of spitting insects? plus, one of your little pets ruined my pizza."

Sans turned to Vault Boy. "what are you, kid? a wiener?" Sans asked, slightly irritated by his sudden switch to pessimism.

Toad stepped up, his figurative knees knocking. "I-I think you oughta turn back your big ugly airship and leave these poor vacationers be," Toad said, clenching his fists together. "You can't just waltz in here with an army and expect people to give up their city to you!"

"actually, toad, that's how most conquests work," Sans replied.

"NOT HELPING, SANS!"

Sans shook his head. "listen, lady. i gotta agree with the mushroom here. most of these people are just trying to relax, make a living, all of that. and your bugs are really getting in the way. could you please... just, kinda, turn around and forget anything about conquering these people who never harmed you and haven't intended to until you started attempting to wreck their homes? because if you don't turn back now... you are really not gonna like what happens next."

Zerg Swarm

"You don't say?"
Kerrigan mocked Sans.

"I don't leave that easily, my brood was always very aggressive from the start."

"You pathetic little mushroom-child, i could get my brood to abliterate you. That's how weak you are."
Kerrigan kicked the small mushroom away.

She chuckled.
"Who thinks i'm gonna have a bad time? I've had bad times before, i almost commit suicide to Raynor. I could get him here if i want, i'd show you proof."

"You are the ones that are going to have a bad time."

"Last chance, leave or die. As simple as that."

The whole zerg fleet got ready to leap onto the prey and they all shrieked, their shrieking can be heard miles away.

Vault Boy

"Maybe you're right, we should fight back."
Vault Boy replied to Sans.

Vault Boy got his minigun ready and put on his helmet. With a pack of grenades, and a large Fat Man catapult, ready to shoot out mini-nukes.

Zalgo

Zalgo teleported aside Sans, he laughed and put his arm on Sans' shoulder.

"I don't think you'll survive this, Sans."
Zalgo said.

"I'd recommend to surrender to these insects, because you're only going to get yourself killed if you try to fight back. I know you will."
complained Zalgo.

Dave "Stalker" Chappy

Dave followed Sans and Toad, now in awe of how they stood up to Kerrigan, despite their lives being at risk.

They obviously didn't know how dangerous she was. That or they were just really cool.

Dave felt a small wash of confidence come into him, to which he gladly took advantage of, shaking his fist in Kerrigan's general direction and shouting, "Yea! What they said!"

But then Kerrigan just threw down everything they said.

Then a brilliant lie formed into his mind, which he quickly said without thinking, "And I'll tell Raynor what you're doing here! He likes this planet.. And.. And the Protoss too! They'll be real happy to know where you are! I'll tell them both! If you don't skedaddle!"

He would then figuratively beat himself up over using the word skedaddle to try and sound threatening.

TR-18

TR-18 nodded to Robin, unquestioning to the will of a deity.

With a quick bow, it left the scene, bounding to the roof of a building to get a better look at the chaos. It leaped from rooftop to rooftop, adjusting its travel methods to the concrete and brick of the urban jungle.

It stopped on a rooftop just when Kerrigan was finishing her speech.

It backtracked some before bounding off of a roof and onto ground level, picking up a few terrified civilians and then leaping back up to the top of the jungle. The civilians made it increasingly difficult to accomplish Robin's task. But it would not fail.

It kept a good, yet not hard, grip on the squirming natives and brought them to Robin, setting them down in front of her feet before looking down at her, waiting to see if this was what she wanted.

At the Conflict

Spotlights suddenly blared onto the scene, as the massive Prydwen loomed overhead, as 4 Vertibirds hovered above and behind the good guys, their rotors roaring as the Prydwen's intercom roared, "Stand down now or there will be consequences. STAND. DOWN." as a line of Knights began to approach, ready to suppress the Zerg enemy.

DodoRex

The DodoRex Roared upwards, showing off its impressive fire spitting, before looking down at the puny insects. The Zomdodos, finally made it to their master, surrounded Papyrus to keep him safe.

Codsworth

"Oh No, not more bugs!!" the Mr. Handy exclaimed as he prepared his buzz saw, and Nick replied, "Yeah, I'm getting tired of fighting too." as the synth detective aimed his revolver at the Zerg.

Toad

Kerrigan's kick sent Toad sprawling on the floor. "HEY, HEY! WATCH THE MERCHANDISE!" Toad snapped. "CAN'T YOU PEOPLE FOLLOW THE DIRECTIONS CLEARLY LABELED IN THE OUT OF-- I mean, uh, yeah, get the heck outta here, bug lady, you're certainly not welcome here--"

Toad turned to Vault Boy. "ARE YOU BONKERS?! WAIT UNTIL WE EVACUATE THE CITY FIRST! ARE THOSE NUCLEAR WEAPONS?! PUT THOSE DOWN! YOU  HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FALLOUT'S GONNA DO TO THIS PLACE! DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE GONNA GET LEUKEMIA BECAUSE OF THAT?!" he hollered in panic, waving his arms, completely unaware of the irony of his rambling.

Sans

Sans whirled around to Zalgo, his left eye flashing, his smile looking less friendly and more like "I'm-gonna-bone-your-esophagus-and-enjoy-it".

"Ｓｈｕｔ ｕｐ, ｙｏｕ ｇｏｄｄａｍｎ ｈｅｌｌ ｂｅａｓｔ."

Sans whirled back towards Kerrigan. "guess you don't like doing things the easy way, huh? well, don't say i didn't warn you. oh, and by the way..."

Sans did this to Kerrigan: https://youtu.be/8Rk6tG5y0Oc?t=38s (0:38-1:20)

"...that's my line," Sans finished.

A Gaster Blaster appeared at Sans's shoulder and blasted Zalgo halfway to Albuquerque. (Figuratively, of course, but it was still pretty darn far away.)

Robin

Robin looked up at TR-18. "That's one way to get the job done. I'll help escort them out of Wakeport, and--"

"I've already notified the Pi'illo Island Transit Authority," said Princess Peach, walking up from behind Robin, Toadsworth at her side. The elderly Toad regarded Robin sternly as Peach looked the tactician in the eye. "There will be a multitude of buses and blimps on their way to take the citizens away from Wakeport. I've organized an evacuation of the island, but Mario, Luigi, and Toad are going to stay here. Oh, and Professor Gadd has a message that he wants to give to you."

Peach produced a small device that resembled a Nintendo Gameboy Micro. On it, a small hologram of Prof. E. Gadd popped up. Robin peered at the odd little professor. "Greetings, interdimensional travelers. I apologize that our meeting couldn't have been more cordial, in the lobby of a hotel like I would have hoped, among a nice buffet dinner. I suppose things sometimes just don't go your way. But this is very important, and I'd like to meet with you all before, well, this crisis gets the best of any of us. Those of you that get out of this mess alive, find Mario and Luigi, and they will take you to me. There are many urgent matters I must discuss with you, discoveries that I must share that pertain to your conditions. But right now, your primary concern is the massive army of insect-creatures that infest the resort town. But I'm sure you can do it! I've done some research on 'plot armor' and... Oh, never mind! Toodles!"

The hologram shut off.

"You know what?" Big Band asked, walking up with two French Hornfuls of shivering Shelltops. "I think we oughta do as he says."

"I agree. Big Band, Kiki, continue rounding up civilians. TR-18, escort them to the vehicles stationed at the city boundary," Robin ordered, before turning back towards Wakeport. "I've got some scales to tip."

"Come along, now," Princess Peach said to the frightened civilians. "We'll keep you safe."

"Somebody's gotta keep those invaders out of the way of the buses," Big Band pointed out.

"I'm fully aware of that," Robin replied, as the booming loudspeakers of the Brotherhood of Steel echoed across the sky, warning the Zerg.

Palutena's Army

"Pit, can you hear me?" Palutena asked. "We've got an island full of people in big trouble. I didn't think that I'd ever have to overstep the boundaries of our reality, but Pit, I've observed the way that these clashes usually go down, and it isn't pretty. I'm sending the Centurions to help you out."

As Palutena said this, several rifts of light materialized next to Pit and three platoons of Centurions, Strongarms, and Knights appeared. "We're at your side, Pit!" said one of the Centurion Knights.

"Let's pulverize 'em!" growled a Strongarm. "Wait, wait, who's the 'em?"

"Pit, I've been doing some reading on the other unfortunate interdimensional wanderers that this multiversal mess has pulled. You're going to want to talk to those guys. Oh, wait, I can't point to you. Uh... You see the giant tuba-man, the dark-robed, white-haired tactician, the witch-in-training, and the robot? They can help you. The tactician can aid in coordinating orders for the Centurions as well, so that's a plus."

TR-18

TR-18 clicked on its spear, the pointy head disappearing behind a beautiful light of lethal amounts of electricity. that surrounded the tip of the weapon.

TR-18 watched as Peach spoke to the civilians with such kindness only capable of being created by the deities.

The loyal robot followed the civilians and Peach, point its spear every which way as it looked at everything it could, ready to protect the civilians from the vile creatures that dare to plague this land.

Dave "Stalker" Chappy

After that display, Dave was glad he was on Sans's good side.

Hopefully.

Zerg Swarm

"Quite a hit you gave me.."
Kerrigan replied.

"..but it isn't enough.."



Kerrigan then used Psionic Shift, charging toward Sans and then uses Kinetic Blast multiple times aiming at Sans.

"show me what you got. Swarm, attack this fool."
The zerg army then ran toward Sans, shrieking and leaping onto him.

Banelings came out of the ground and began to run toward Sans, exploding with a large amount of damage each time.

Drop pods then came out of the air, exploding on the ground and many of them exploded. Revealing a special race of zerg; the Primal Zerg. They began to attack Sans as well.

Then the Leviathan entered into the scene, starting to use strange tendrils with spikes on the ends to deal quite some damage.

Zalgo

Zalgo teleported back to the scene.
"Ow.. That hurt when i landed.."

Zalgo then stood a distance from the fight and watched.

Vault Boy
"Hey! This is a Fat Man, it only shoots out mini-nukes.."
Vault Boy complained to Toad before noticing how Sans is getting beat up.

"..i gotta go save the day.."

Dave "Stalker" Chappy

Dave let out a series of incomprehensible yells as the zerg began their assault. And while he easily could have ran away, he knew something would kill him if he did.

Either it be Sans or a zerg.

So he fumbled his pathetic pistol out of his pocket and fired off into the swarm, letting out high pitched squeals as he did so due to the recoil of the gun.

Thankfully it was a mob instead of a single target Dave was poorly aiming at, so he was sure to hit something with each shot.

Sans

((Appropriate Listening: ))

Sans dodged out of the way of the blasts, slashes, pounces, and other potentially deadly attacks that the Zerg had launched upon him. With the exploding Banelings, Sans jumped out of the way and flashstepped onto different windowsills to keep himself one jump ahead of the insects. Sans sidestepped the Drop Pods, a ring of bones circling around him to bat the closest ones out of the way. (Thankfully the Mario universe's structures were nigh indestructible, so the people fleeing down the staircases were unharmed.) Sans sent a row of bones to stop the Primal Zerg in their tracks, while skillfully dodging every lash of the Leviathan's whips.

"too bad i already used all my best lines in the first major battle," Sans taunted, unscathed. "though i'll admit these are some pretty big numbers for pouncing on one lousy skeleton. what, ya scared or somethin'? 'cause i'll admit... i'm a pretty bone-chilling guy."

"Sans is really acrobatic for a guy as stout as he," Toad remarked.

"well, i don't want to get hit, do i?" Sans replied with a shrug. Two Gaster Blasters appeared at his side and crossed in an X before him, taking out any Zerg in his way before they could touch him. "besides. if she's gonna try and gangbang me, i've got every obligation to dodge out of the way."

Sans swept his hand across and a sea of bones erupted from the ground (edging around Toad, Dave, and Vault Boy to not hurt them), dealing punishing damage to the other Zerg in the area.

"hey, if it takes this many gnats to beat the crap out of one skeleton, then buddy, you oughta rethink your life choices. after all, unlike some folks here, i'm not... spineless."

Sans's eye glowed as he stared Kerrigan down, before twisting Kerrigan's personal gravity and slamming her into a lamppost. "after all, there's just one of me, and way too many of you. and i don't think you've got a reasonable bone to pick with me. so i still think you ought to turn back."

Toad

"Don't they still have small nuclear charges in them?" Toad asked. "Isn't that still fairly dangerous?"

Toad shrugged. "Ah, forget it. I just got a text from Peach saying that she's tryin' to evacuate the city. I told her to text me when she was done. When she is, go nuts, I suppose."

Toad, in the meantime, pulled out a Fire Flower and equipped it, his clothes turning red-and-yellow. "In the meantime, I think it's time to zap some bugs."

Toad raised both his palms and began hurling fireballs at the Zerg troops. "I'M TRYIN' TO KEEP THEM AWAY FROM YOU, SANS!" Toad shouted.

Sans gave Toad a thumbs-up, and continued throwing his ethereal bones.

Robin

"We couldn't have just relaxed at the resort?" Robin muttered. "There had to be yet another attack?"

Robin rounded a corner and looked up at the sky. The Leviathan was lashing out at a small figure leaping from awning to awning... "Sans?" Robin wondered.

She turned towards a bright, golden light that bathed the battlefield. She blinked twice and put her palm over her eyes. "Who's that?"

Two great warriors, clad in Nordic armor, battle axes in hand, descended from the golden light and approached Robin. "Are you the tactician?" the one on the left asked.

"Yeeeeesssssss?????" Robin said, stepping back once, unsure of what to make of two buff guys just stepping out of the golden light of the sky.

"See, I told you Odin's schtick would freak her out!" said the warrior on the right, smacking the warrior on the left in the helmet. "We could've taken the bus, but NO, Odin just HAD to go for the flashy entrance."

"Look, I don't question the All-Father. We're here for a reason. And if what the gods say about the Omniverse is true, then Ragnarok might be closer than we ever imagined..."

"Hello? Tactician over here?" Robin asked, waving a hand. "I believe you were going to tell me something important, given your flashy entrance?"

"I don't think she's afraid," the warrior on the left said. "See? You owe me twenty red gold!"

"A-HEM!"

"We apologize, O wise tactician!" said the warrior on the right, bowing hastily. "But Odin has sent the armies of Valhalla to the aid of the champions of the Omniverse! The gods of Asgard hold a great fear that the many crossings of the Omniverse bode the coming of Ragnarok!"

"Now you're gonna freak her out!" the warrior on the left shouted.

"Um... Who exactly are you?" Robin asked. "I hate to break up your charming banter, but I'm afraid you've stepped into a bit of a war zone. Did you say you were here to help?"

"Precisely, Mistress Strategist," said the warrior on the left.

"Please don't call me 'mistress', that word's gotten some pretty nasty connotations over the years."

"I apologize, Wise One."

"Another thing, did your Odin tell you to say these things to me, or are you showing respect on your own volition?"

"The warriors of Valhalla have heard of the many exploits of the champions of the Omniverse," said the warrior on the left.

"Oh, gods, every bad guy I ever faced called us 'Champions.' To be completely honest, I really wanted to get back to my continent and help my army back home but--"

"Yes, yes, quite! Asgard speaks greatly of these legendary heroes! Optimus Prime; John Egbert, Heir of Breath; Amelia Earhart..."

"We're wasting time. The citizens need to escape this city as quickly as they can," Robin urged.

"The point being: as always, the champions of the Omniverse face impossible odds in terms of manpower. But the chaos of Apophis has set the course of Ragnarok. Have you ever wondered why none of these dimensional clashes ever conclude? Why you appeared in the dreams of the plumber with memories a blur--"

"What? You know about that?" Robin asked, perking up. She shook her head. "Never mind! We cannot charge blindly into battle..."

With her tactician's eye, Robin surveyed the city of Wakeport. Most of the violence was centered in the middle of town, where a Zerg hatchery had been planted. Several Brock exterminators worked to slap away the insects, but overall, they seemed quite outnumbered. However, she saw that the Brotherhood of Steel (or, to Robin's eyes, the big flying ships with spinning blades) was on the side fighting against these insect creatures. That being said, all of these giant insects seemed to be congregating on one target...

"Sans," Robin muttered. "He won't be able to dodge them forever. Not with the numbers stacked so badly against him."

"The einherjar await your command, O tactician," said the warrior on the left.

Robin turned towards the two einherjar. "Einherjar... My world had warriors called those... The spirits of great heroes, summoned from cards."

"As are we. Except the cards part," said the warrior on the right. "Great warriors, heroes who died in battle and were carried to the realm of Valhalla by the valkyries, bless them."

"Must we keep chit-chatting? Gods, they've probably leveled half the population by now!" Robin said, frustrated with herself. Damn it! I've already made a major tactical error! The battlefield is no place for banter!

Robin turned to the einherjar. "Alright. Our primary concern at the moment is to evacuate every civilian--tourist, resident, or otherwise--from this town. An ally is waiting at the outskirts of the town with vehicles capable of carrying them to safety. Send your strongest warriors; I will have no civilian casualties if I can help it."

"And what of the invading creatures?" asked the warrior on the right.

"Well, at the moment, they are congregating around my friend Sans," Robin replied. "He is a skeleton wearing a blue, hooded cloak. I need the rest of the einherjar to thin out the numbers of the creatures surrounding him. Sans... He has great power, though he may not look the part. But even he has his limits."

"Aid the skeleton?"

"Precisely."

"Affirmative, Your Excellency!" shouted the warrior on the left.

Robin smirked. "You don't have to call me that. I'm a human being, just like you... well, were in life. I just happen to be quite good at chess, or the like. You may simply call me Robin."

"How about 'Robin the Great?'"

"Robin the Modest would be more fitting in my opinion," Robin muttered, rolling her eyes.

"COME, FELLOW EINHERJAR! FOR THE GLORY OF ASGARD!" shouted the two warriors. "WE RIDE INTO BATTLE!"

And just like that, the sky exploded. Robin shielded her face as the golden light erupted before her, spilling thousands of einherjar into the airspace around Wakeport. Just as Robin said, the strongest einherjar traversed the streets of the town, cutting down every Zerg they came across, rescuing each Koopa Troopa, Toad, Shelltop, or otherwise from the violence of the invaders.

Meanwhile, the other einherjar worked on cutting into the groups of Zerg attacking Sans. They attempted to separate the groups, yelling, screaming for Zerg blood, waving their blades and guns in the air.

Several tanks driven by einherjar rumbled down the street, aiming their artillery at the cloud of Zerg attempting to kill Sans.

Robin ran into the chaos herself and whipped out her sword. "Where are the others...?" she wondered.

Big Band

Big Band stood his ground before the groups of spitting, screeching Zerg. "Y'all better back off before I go band director on you," Big Band threatened. You never wanted someone to go band director on you. Especially if they preface that with "high school."

"Should it come to that, the einherjar of Valhalla stand at your side!" bellowed the hammiest voices of Asgard's elite guard. "For one man, even if he is of great size, cannot mount an army alone!"

"Appreciate the help," Big Band replied. "I can't carry all these folks alone."

Big Band looked at the sky as Kiki escorted a group of Koopa Paratroopas towards the buses. "A shame that such a beautiful setting afternoon is paired with a bunch of violent bug-invaders," Big Band sighed.

Dawn

As Gastrodon reached the shore, Dawn glared at the sky. "Come on! This is what I come back to?!" she said in exasperation. "I leave shore for ten minutes..."

Of course, one could never be sure of the flow of time of the Omniverse. Mostly because so darn many people are chronicling it at the same time that things get kinda mixed up.

Dawn helped Donnel off of Gastrodon. "Thanks, Gastrodon," Dawn said. "Get some rest." She pulled out Gastrodon's Poké Ball and recalled her sea slug. She pulled out another two Poké Balls and turned them over in her hands. "I know you two have been itching to come out of there for a while," Dawn said. "But it looks like I'll be needing you guys' help soon."

Dawn opened both the Poké Balls and unclipped a third from her belt. With a burst of light, three creatures appeared on the sand before her. One, a large monkey with a flaming head and shaggy white fur with gold markings. The second, a large black orb encased in a fractured icy crust, sort of resembling a hockey mask with blue sclera and two rows of gleaming, rectangular teeth. Two black cones jutted out like horns from the sides of its temples. The third creature was a small, green, elegant bouquet-like humanoid with roses--red and blue--for hands. On its head sat a white mass of interlaced petals, like an exaggerated pixie haircut, and across its face was a leafy mask. Its red irises darted from left to right, surveying the area, as the sea breeze caught its leafy cloak and blew it in the wind.

"Infernape, Glaile, Roserade," Dawn said to each of her Pokémon, "the city is in deep trouble, and I feel like I should help in any way I can. Can you guys stand by my side? I don't know what's in there, but... I have a bad feeling about this."

Infernape took Dawn by the hand and looked her in the eyes, stoically barking once, before turning towards the city. Glalie nudged Dawn's shoulder as Roserade crossed its arms and winked.

Dawn turned to Donnel. "Are you coming with us?" Dawn asked.

Papyrus

"WHAT IS IT, DODOREX?" Papyrus asked, turning towards his gigantic bird-dinosaur friend. "OH, MY, IT SEEMS THAT WE'VE COME UP TO A BIT OF A CONUNDRUM..."

Well, by the loosest sense of the word. Einherjar were escorting civilians out of the city. Giant bugs-o'-doom were flitting about, and congregating on one spot that seemed to jump from place to place. "DEAR ME! I SURE HOPE EVERYTHING IS GOING ALL RIGHT OUT THERE. I SAID I'D ONLY BE A MOMENT. I HOPE TOAD, SANS, AND VAULT BOY DON'T GET BORED WITHOUT ME!"

Zerg Swarm

-power of neo theme still playing-

"Y-You fools!"
Kerrigan stuttered.

"Lets get hardcore then!"
The zerg numbers continue to rise, countless Mutalisks cover the sky, plunging it into darkness. The zerglings begin to completely cover the roads and Ultralisks begin to rush toward Sans.

Kerrigan then uses many powerful abilities at once, she then uses her most powerful; Apocalypse. Causing her to glow a blueish and a redish tint, she charges toward Sans and even though she misses, she continues to charge at Sans until he was brought down.

In a attempt to tire him down she uses some weak abilites to shoot at him as she knows he will dodge. Drop Pods continue to drop down as the Leviathan continues to use the spike-tendrils to attack at Sans.

Meanwhile at Dave, a couple of hydralisks notice him shooting. They then rush toward him to attack and maul him with their large claws.

Then, Vault Boy begins to shoot many mini-nukes with his fat man. killing many zerg.

"Lets squash some bugs!"
Vault Boy shouted.

The Mutalisks begin to fly toward the Brotherhood of Steel's ship, they begin shooting the green-ooze balls at the ship attempting to damage it.

Some of the zerglings notice Codsworth and Valentine and run toward them. Only 8 of them try to kill them- i mean, destroy them.

Abathur watches from the Leviathan and thinks about coming down to aid Kerrigan into victory.
"That skeleton is more powerful then i thought.."
Abathur thought to himself.

Then, the Broodmother walk into the scene, that broodmother being Zagara. With no mouth, two green eyes, insect like legs with six of the legs, and four arms.
"My queen! Are you alright?"
Zagara shouted.

Zagara notices Sans, she thinks that she could help Kerrigan but she knew she was too weak, for now Zagara watched painfully while the fight continued on. Only helping Kerrigan in emergency.

Zalgo

"This is quite a battle."
Zalgo said, impressed.

"I'll help Kerrigan, maybe i could sneak attack Sans while hes focusing on her. That'd give me some reputation."
Zalgo thought to himself.

Zalgo then walked up a few feet from Sans, keeping his breathing quiet and his footsteps as quiet as a mouse. Waiting for the right moment to ambush Sans.

Vault Boy

"This is fun! My Fat Man is still working well!"
Vault Boy chanted.

Vault Boy then began to try and defend the other residents of the city. Shooting Mini-Nukes at the zerg and using his Minigun to take down the zerg that is threatening the residents.

"I do have a feeling i'm gonna die though, but sacrifices are usually worth it!"
Vault Boy said to himself.

Sans

"nope."

Sans abruptly teleported in front of Zalgo and out of the Zerg line of fire to Gaster-Blaster the demon in the face again.

"you really shouldn't say those things out loud, man. you don't know who might be listening."

The world went black.

Suddenly Sans was behind Kerrigan. "sorry. had to take care of some business," Sans apologized, before Gaster-Blaster-ing Kerrigan, then blinking away.

The unoccupied einherjar now reached the battleground and struck at every Zerg that they could see. "FOR ASGARD!"

"i'm sorry, did you guys say 'ASGORE'?" Sans asked.

"No, no. As-GARD. Like, the realm of the Norse gods?" said one warrior.

"ah. i see."

Donnel
"Whowee!  You bet I am!  We'll fight 'em together!"  Donnel exclaimed.  He turned to Dawn.

Donnel whipped out his lance.

"Ya ready to go on in there?"  Donnel asked.  He could see the chaos from here.  It didn't look pretty, but Donnel had fought quite a few battles before.  He was sure he could handle some invader bugs.

Dark Pit
Dark Pit looked down.  He spotted Pit.

"Heh.  Look who drops in."  Dark Pit hopped off of the building into the crowded midst of the Centurions armed for battle.

Pit
"Alright, I can hear you Lady Palutena!  I'll search for these people."  Pit exclaimed.

He turned around and saw Dark Pit.

"Pittoo?"  Pit asked.

"Would you quit calling me that already?"  Dark Pit sighed.

Pit turned to the Centurions.

"Alright, let's go!"

Isaac
Isaac, Ness, and Lucas ran off in search of the heart of the battle to help in whatever way possible.

They ran up to Sans.

"You're here too?"  Isaac asked Sans.

Zerg Swarm

"I won't give up! I never will! Not until you are dead."
Kerrigan continued to charge at Sans.

"My queen! You're going to die!"
Zagara shouted.

"I can still regenerate at any hatchery, including the ones that are not in Wakeport."
Kerrigan replied.

"Oh, sorry. I forgot about that."
Zagara said.

Zalgo

"I thought i said that in my head!"
Zalgo yelled while he was thrown into a building.

"..i hate my posts.."

"i mean.."

Isaac
Isaac took out his Granite Djinni.  He let it raise the defense of his allies.  Then he looked at Kerrigan who was about to attack Sans.

"Are you ready?"  Isaac asked Ness and Lucas.

Ness turned his cap.  He took out his baseball bat...

Ness tried PK Rockin!


A powerful wave of psychic energy slammed into the invading force of the Zerg storm.  At least, those that were in the vicinity.

Lucas, holding his stick, used Offence Up on his allies, to raise their attack power.

"We can do this!" Lucas exclaimed.

Sans

"could use some help here, buddy," Sans called to Isaac, dodging out of Kerrigan's way once more.

Isaac obliged. "thanks, pal."

"jesus christ, woman, what the heck is your problem?" Sans asked, turning back towards Kerrigan. "why d'you go after me of all people? i'm just a simple border guard."

The funny thing is that Sans smiled through all of this.

Centurions

"We're by your side every step of the way, Pit!" the centurions barked, before following the angel.

"Pit, when you arrive at the scene of the battle, you'll find a whole lot of other warriors from another realm. These are the einherjar, and they are on our side. Though I'm a bit worried about as to why they showed up now of all times..." Palutena said to Pit. "Don't think about it. Just focus on splitting up the army of the... uh, hold on, let me check the Divinet real quick... ...the Zerg. Yeah. Split them up so that they can't all congregate on that skeleton."

"We got it, Lady Palutena! Pit, we await your orders!" the Centurions said to Pit.

As Mister Monopoly walked towards he noticed with sudden and great alarm that there happened to be a s**tton of things wrong with the metaphorical picture.

One:There was monsters, like everywhere, climbin' in windows, smashen' through the streets, and all around making a general ruckus that was in no way shape or form polite an well reason.

Better hide your Koopa kids, and Goomba wives, cuz these Zerglings were tearing up everythin' in here.

Two: There were these odd viking- garbed figures, they seemed to be helping a mysterious silverhaired woman, and like a mushroom capped short figure, who was shooting out fireballz like we was some sorta super hero.

The Old man gasped and stumbled back begin caught by his Rooski servant.

"BENEDICT!,ESCORT ME TO SAFETY POST-HASTE"he cried in a panniced tone ,now wheather or not the creature's name was actually Bennidct or not, it complied scooping up Milburn in one hand and RinTin in in another, it charged through the invading swarm like a lineman, before kicking a door open and running inside.

"Gee how long was that peaceful, 90 seconds?, must be a new record".Tentaquil thought  as he charged towards the swarm seeing Issac using rock to smash up the bugs, Tentaquil personally thought a giant shoe would be better
but Tentaquil had no giant shoes, he did however have ROCK THROW
tearing up a huge chunk of pavement, and LAWNCH-ing it at the incectoid creatures.

BOS

Vertibirds obliterated the flying insects, as they fired down upon the horde with mounted gatling guns. Knights down on the ground used Flamers, Miniguns, and gatling lasers to push back the insects. Flames work well on bugs, and the Brotherhood knew that.

DodoRex

The DodoRex, agitated by the impeding Zerg army, stomps right into the middle of the swarm, sending rivers of fire at the puny insects. Zomdodos began to swarm arround the DodoRex, pecking the insects and biting them.

Codsworth

Codsworth used his Flamer on the Zerg, as Nick fired his revolver at the approaching enemies.

Dave "Stalker" Chappy

This was it.

His pistol was empty and he was going to die by the claws of hydralisks.

Dave stood there, stoic as he faced death, embracing its coming like a true he-

Oh wait no. He's actually bending down, covering his head, and screaming.

Fortunately, an einherji had distracted the hydralisks with his heroism, allowing Dave to scramble away onto a roof where he could hide and maybe check to see if he needed a change of pants.

Bite of 87 Victim (Vic)

Weegee and Vic exited a conveniently placed porta-potty of which they entered in not long ago. "I don't know if that was juice I gave you or an entire jug of the stuff! All I know is, you sure we're taking a long time I'm there, huh?" Weegee joked. Vic and Weegee laughed, but their laughter turned into silence as soon as they saw the chaos going on outside. "What in Harkinian's name is going on?" Weegee mumbled. It seems that aliens had taken over the beach, and everyone was doing their best to fight them off. "We were only in the bathroom for a few minutes....right?" asked Weegee to Vic. Vic couldn't answer, as he wasn't completely taught about time yet. He just shrugged.

"Okay, Stay right here. I'll be back." Weegee said. He disappeared to find Headdy and the Marionette. Suddenly, a voice spoke. Why in God's name do we have to stay here? We should be fighting! Vic was frightened, he was about to speak when someone did it for him, another voice. Now now, let's not be hasty. We must obey and stay put. Vic didn't want to interfere with the voices in his head. So he kept his mouth shut. What's the point? That degenerate meme is gonna get himself killed all with all the rest of those idiots! Have a little faith, will you? The only thing we have to do is stay put and don't put ourselves in harms way. Fine, but it'll be on your ass when this all comes to hell!

Marionette

"Where did all these....things come from?!" yelled the Marionette. Zerg were all over the beach, and attacking the others. "Who cares? Just start kicking intergalactic butt!" yelled Headdy. "That is if they have butts and our feet don't go right through them." The Marionette's claws sharpened, his pupils shrunk. He leaped towards the nearest cluster of Zerg and attacked them. Headdy transformed into Hammer Head Heady and started hammering Zerg off the top of their heads. "Taste the iron of my iron hammer alien scum!" yelled Headdy.

Soon enough though, Weegee arrived. Both Headdy and the Marionette turned to him. "Oh ho ho! Now it's a REAL party!" remarked Headdy. "Where've ya been Green Missle?" Weegee rolled his eyes as an oncoming Zerg was about to attack, of which he punched in the face. "I've been with Zalgo." said Weegee. "Then Vic had to go to the bathroom, then I told him to stay where he was, now I'm here, ready to kick Zerg ass." "You WHAT?!" screamed the Marionette. "You left a child unsupervised?! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!"

"The kid can take care of himself. I wanna test his independence." said Weegee. The Marionette was spazzing out in anger. "THAT'S NO REASON TO PUT HIM IN MORTAL DANGER!" the Marionette yelled in anger. "He's an Nephilim. He can take care of himself." remarked Weegee. "Nephilim? Wuzzat?" asked Headdy. "A half demon, half angel." explained Weegee. "Look, that's not the point, the point is, I'm here to help your sorry asses." Headdy laughed a bit. "Well our asses do need saving with all these aliens going around harmin everyone!" remarked the neckless puppet. Weegee ignited his fists and starting punching Zerg. "C'mon! We got Zerg to stomp!" yelled Headdy. The Marionette sighed and continued fighting with the others.

Zerg Swarm



The Zerg only kept rising as they were killed, Mutalisks stacked up, Ultralisks kept rushing toward Sans, Zerglings covered the streets, Hydralisks were on the roofs of buildings. Kerrigan continued to charge at Sans.

"What makes you smile at this? You're just making me smile as well, i'm actually having fun while doing this."
Kerrigan said.

"Enough."
A menacing voice but calm manner said.
All the zerg stopped, Kerrigan was shocked to see what it was.

It was the Zerg Overmind, the true and original leader of the Zerg from the original game, thought to be defeated by Zeratul.
A large eyeball, with it seemed to be connected with a large mess of a Hive.
What did it look like for a clear appearance? Well, here you go.


"Kerrigan, my daughter. You are wasting your time here."
The Overmind said.

It would seemed that a Overmind had mutated from the Hatchery not too long ago.
"This skeleton- We need to kill him!"
Kerrigan replied.

"I can handle this, Kerrigan."
The Overmind replied.

Kerrigan then burrowed into the ground, seeming to have disappeared from where she was burrowed. The Overmind could not simply move, but in its new form, it has new defenses and abilities.

The giant eyeball couldn't blink, it couldn't change it's expression. It never could.
"So, you thought Kerrigan was the leader of the Swarm?"
Overmind guessed.

"I am the original, I am simply the Overmind. I am the ruler of the Swarm. I created Kerrigan, i originally made the Zerg to what it was now."
The Overmind explained.

"But you contain a power, a power that seems to be stronger than Kerrigan herself."
The Overmind said.

"I see how you are enjoying this, you think the swarm is pathetic. And yes, most of it can be pathetic, i have to agree. The Protoss and Terrans are much easier to invade because in our world, its more of..In the year 2508, in the future to be exact."

"Now then, i'll let you go for the first move. Your gravity ability can't affect me, i am a immobile creature, i cannot move and my roots keep me into the ground. I don't even have a SOUL, i never had one."
The Overmind said.


"Now go on, try it, see what you can do. My wounds can regenerate very quickly. From gunshot wounds, to spike and claw wounds, just any wound is quickly healed. There is so much to tell, but i cannot say it all because we do not have much time."

"My chit-chat is over now, lets get this over with. Go on, say i'm a fat-disgusting-thing, i don't have feelings. You do not know what i can do to you."
The Overmind waited for Sans to strike. The zerg standing still, leaving the battle alone with the Overmind.

Sans

Sans stood there with his hands in his pockets, still smiling. He said nothing.

He then raised his left hand and bones erupted from the ground, phasing through the Overmind and dealing continuous damage that ignored any sort of invincibility or healing factor. And since the Overmind was immobile, that made Sans's job even easier.



"geeettttttt dunked on!!!"

Zerg Swarm

"That's only tickling me."
The Overmind slightly chuckled.

"Come on, i know it seems to be healing slower than you hitting me but you can do better then that."

"I'll show you whats hard, you do not seem to understand what i am capable of."
The Overmind then used tendrils, atleast 90 of them coming out of his large body and almost undodgeable. They had spikes on the ends.

"Also, do you think you're the only one that can shape out bones? I can't use bones, but i have more poison-balls instead."
Behind Sans appeared a 20 feet tall poison-ball that quickly hit him as the tendrils kept trying to hit him.

"Come on, i know you are behind me. I can see everything."

"I mean, Ȩv͢e̸҉̷ry̧t͞h͠͝i̷̧ņg͜͜ ̵a̸r̛o̶und͘̕͝ ̷̛͘m̶e.̸̸"

Another poison-ball shaped out as "you're gonna get dunked on, dunkle." and it then split into multiple balls, surrounding Sans.

Protoss

It was, it would seem, Zeratul was abandoned, cold and hungry. Aiur was lying in ruins. The zerg had plagued it and stolen the Protoss' homeland.

It wasn't until then, his eyes went white.

He awoken in a carrier. Looking outside he saw the city of Wakeport, completely infested by the zerg.

"..What happened? It would seem the Zerg are everywhere.."
Zeratul said, his vision still blurry.

The Carrier was large, and could be seen by everyone. It got closer toward Wakeport.

Slaughter Me Street Gang

Atop the restaurant, a large tower was seen. The tower was not previously there, but it looked like it had been there for centuries. On the top of the tower sat the Slaughter Me Street Gang, in royal attire. "This is the best battle a've seen in years!" remarked the Follower as he drunk out of his chalice. "Haway! Ah want tuh see sum body parts!" screeched the Greeter. The Waiter was slouching lazily on his chair, frequently taking sips from his wine. "Duh, The best part iv this battle is that wuh hev the perfect view!" said the Waiter as he burped loudly from drinking a wine too many. "Wait, boss, weren't yee supposed tuh git the bairn?" "Ah. Thank yee Waiter, a thousand apologies. ah wes see wrapped up in the battle, ah forgot warra wes deeyuhn." said the Follower. He got up and grabbed his keys and switched to his gentlemanly attire. "I'll be ganin neew. I winnet cum back until ah hev this bairn in the dungeon an' eez soul pit! divvint gan anyway. If anyone asks, we're bord watching." said Follower. He jumped off the building and into a Austin Healey. He drove off to the nearest hotel.



Bite of 87 Victim (Vic)


Vic had done many things while Weegee was gone. He had successfully built a miniature castle out of the toilet paper from the porta-potty, as well as built a moat from the toilet water from the porta-potty as well, he had learned to control his flying, and best of all, had created a kingdom for a colony of ants, whose ant bed was destroyed by an angry Hermite Crab. After an hour of watching the ants getting settled in, he got bored. As soon as that happened, an Austin Healey drove up to Vic. In it, was a blue puppet, in gentlemanly attire.

"Aareet hinny charver! What's a bairn leek yee deeyuhn heor aaal alone wi' nar na supervision?" said the puppet. Vic didn't answer. He felt uncomfortable around this character who showed up out of nowhere, especially because he looked like he could bite his head off any minute. "It's rites if yee divvint trust us, but aaal an' aaal ahm a canny lad! Got a canny screeve, canny friends, canny place. Since yas far from hyem, why divvint ah tek yee tuh us place fo' a while?" beamed the puppet. Vic nodded. He did seem nice after all. He got in the car and the two drove off to a distant tower. They parked behind the tower and took the front entrance.

The inside was very nice. It had vintage furniture and even a grandfather clock. "You have a nice home." said Vic politely. The puppet smiled. "Thank yee! neeo sta heor while ah fix wor somethin tuh munch on!" he beamed. The puppet left, leaving Vic all to himself again. He sat at a couch a few feet away from him. The couch felt very soft and comfortable. Suddenly, the couch flipped upside down, revealing to be a trap door! Vic fell down into a dungeon, where robotic arms with clown hands hung from the ceiling, as well as hanging ropes, shackles, and a few stains of blood. The dungeon was extremely cold, and caused Vic to start shivering. He looked up as a giant television screen appear on the wall.

The screen flickered to life, as the face of the puppet he met before faded into view. "Soz lad! neewt personal, just nee't yor soul tuh sev this heor universe with!" said the puppet. The puppet on the screen pulled a switch. The robotic arms sprung to life as two of them grabbed Vic by the arms and one stayed idle to get ready the weapons. "Divvint worry! This winnet knack fair!" lied the puppet. The puppet pulled another switch. The third arm took out a circular saw on a stick. "This is ganna knack A LOT!" the puppet exclaimed. The television flickered to an icon of a circular saw. The circular saw attempted to jab Vic in the chest to retrieve his soul, but Vic dodged every single jab. The icon switched to an icon of a chainsaw. The arm took out a chainsaw and slowly moved it towards Vic. Vic dodged the chainsaw's attacks as well. The icon then flickered to an icon of a plunger. The arm took out a plunger. Vic's face turned from fear, to confusion. A plunger really wasn't a creative method to get a soul out of one's body. The arm jabbed the plunger at Vic's chest, attempting to get the soul out of him as if he were toilet. Vic chuckled a bit. The idea of a plunger being used to take his soul seemed silly to him. The soul extracting process continued on this note.

Sans

"heh. that's funny. because your healing factor isn't doing jack. karma is powerful. bad karma... it's cruel."

And cruel it was; the karmic retribution (KR) factor overrode the Overmind's healing factor, and Sans's strike would completely wreck the Overmind's life force.

Sans will admit that the dunkage took a bit longer than he would've liked, and it was sort of tiring him out. But Sans saw the attacks coming. The world went black, and Sans reappeared inside of the hotel's 2nd story. "thank goodness for these buildings. they haven't gotten a scratch," Sans remarked, his hand still up, the bone cage still tearing mercilessly at the Overmind's body until the thing was dead.

Zerg Swarm

"I've died before, i've been defeated. Come on, let me incinerate these buildings now. The poison can eat through anything and burn it off."

The Overmind somewhat paused time for a few seconds.. He was the only one that was able to motion and he thrown the poison balls at every single building, after time went normal the buildings were heavily damaged but still slightly intact.

"Please, you can't escape from me. I can see you, like i said. I see everything. I see everyones vision, even when their eyes are closed."

Suddenly, a large ball of poison was forming. It was very big, almost as big as the upcoming Carrier. It then exploded into thousands of poison balls, the sky turned a dark green, green radiated lightning appeared. The thousands of poison balls were everywhere and they kept going on and on.

"You seem to underestimate what i can do."
The Overmind laughed.

"Seriously, i could do worse than this. Much worse, i'm only just starting the party."

Everywhere there was a storm, a radiated and green storm. The skies were a dark green and it completely covered the skies. Blocking sunlight, plunging the land into cold temperatures.

"I'll just be easy on you for now."
The Zerg then surrounded the Overmind, they keep stacking up like a brick wall defending the Overmind. Not caring if they die, because they live to die.

"You'll pass out soon. Even when i am killed, you will pass out. I can tell."

Protoss


A loud voice appeared. Grabbing everyones attention. It was Zeratul.
"The Overmind! You can't be alive!"
Said Zeratul.

Suddenly a army of thousands of Dragoons, archons and Zealots entered into the city.

"We battle for freedom, you all deserve peace. We will not let the Zerg win!"
Zeratul said, he stood up from the Overmind.

The Zealots began to slice all the zerg that try to block the way toward The Overmind, they have a lot of zerg to slice through before Zeratul can reach the overmind.

"Sans!"
Zeratul shouted.

"I am the only one that can truly defeat the Overmind, only Dark Templars can kill the Overmind! Even if you kill him, he will only regenerate."
Zeratul attempted to warn Sans.

Carriers entered the scene as the sky was covered with Mini automatic ships, shooting lasers at the Mutalisks that plunge the sky.

Vault Boy

"..Maybe i should watch.."
Vault Boy said to himself, knowing that he'll die for sure.