Re: Open Chat of Buttsecks

by **Darkel** Wed Apr 06, 2016 11:59 am

Y so glum?

by Runlock Wed Apr 06, 2016 2:08 pm

You know man, it's just like, yeah. You feel me?

by **Darkel** Wed Apr 06, 2016 9:59 pm

I feel you everywhere.

by **DarkMagickan** Thu Apr 07, 2016 12:42 am

That's illegal in at least seven countries...

by **Darkel** Thu Apr 07, 2016 2:06 am

How so?

by **Zerbie The Slug** Thu Apr 07, 2016 5:49 am

CaptnSunny wrote:
Found the best single masterpiece fanwork today, this needs to be sent to the Louvre

OH DEAR GOD PUT IT OUT OF ITS MISERY!!!

-Insert Sans.Mp4 thing from the guy who brought you demented ponies-

by **DarkMagickan** Sat Apr 09, 2016 6:19 am

I got suspended for seven days for typing buttsecks. Slime is claiming I bypassed the censors.

by **Zerbie The Slug** Sat Apr 09, 2016 7:20 am

DarkMagickan wrote:I got suspended for seven days for typing buttsecks. Slime is claiming I bypassed the censors.

If you did "bypass" the censors...

Where's the list of censored words?!

by **DarkMagickan** Sat Apr 09, 2016 7:45 am

UglyDollFan wrote:
DarkMagickan wrote:I got suspended for seven days for typing buttsecks. Slime is claiming I bypassed the censors.

If you did "bypass" the censors...

Where's the list of censored words?!

No clue. But I bypassed nothing. I typed buttsecks without any codes to trick the system.

by **Darkel** Sat Apr 09, 2016 2:44 pm

Buttsecks isn't censored, at all. Plus it was even used by Doom and BB back in the day and nobody batted an eye. It shouldn't be a problem. Period.

by **DarkMagickan** Sat Apr 09, 2016 8:25 pm

Darkel wrote:Buttsecks isn't censored, at all. Plus it was even used by Doom and BB back in the day and nobody batted an eye. It shouldn't be a problem. Period.

Shouldn't, but somehow is.

by **DarkMagickan** Sat Apr 09, 2016 8:59 pm

BTW, I would like to point out that the Open Chat of Buttsecks is sticky.

by **Zerbie The Slug** Sat Apr 09, 2016 11:13 pm

DarkMagickan wrote:BTW, I would like to point out that the Open Chat of Buttsecks is sticky.

*Cringes*

BTW, I'd like to point out that DarkMagickan has 666 posts!

by **thecardiackidofDCVII** Sat Apr 09, 2016 11:18 pm

I just posted the lyrics to an Elvis song in the open thread, I'm waiting for Slim to ban me for being a southerner.

by **Darkel** Sat Apr 09, 2016 11:26 pm

Shouldn't be too long. Culture isn't allowed in the Sporum.

by **thecardiackidofDCVII** Sun Apr 10, 2016 12:15 am

Darkel wrote:Shouldn't be too long. Culture isn't allowed in the Sporum.

If that's true, I'd better get out of there fast. My Cajun music collection is too cultured.

by **DarkMagickan** Sun Apr 10, 2016 12:24 am

thecardiackidofDCVII wrote:
Darkel wrote:Shouldn't be too long. Culture isn't allowed in the Sporum.
If that's true, I'd better get out of there fast. My Cajun music collection is too cultured.

Be grateful you speak English, with Slime monitoring the Sporum.

by **Zerbie The Slug** Sun Apr 10, 2016 12:40 am

Slime hates Cola...

Even though Soda can produce mucus...

by Odious Sun Apr 10, 2016 4:19 am

To the chaps with spam alts:
Please post some quality spam sometime during the week for me to lock, I need a luagh or two Wink

by **DarkMagickan** Sun Apr 10, 2016 6:25 am

Odious wrote:To the chaps with spam alts:
Please post some quality spam sometime during the week for me to lock, I need a luagh or two

I could use a laugh as well.

by **Darkel** Sun Apr 10, 2016 6:42 am

Odious wrote:To the chaps with spam alts:
Please post some quality spam sometime during the week for me to lock, I need a luagh or two

The fact that you request that makes me love you even more <3

Consider it done, my love.

by **DarkMagickan** Sun Apr 10, 2016 7:55 pm

When the going gets tough, smartasses make parodies.
Submitted for your enjoyment: "Free DarkMagickan!"

Open Chat of Buttsecks - Page 30 501031655507

You witness the evil SporeMasterSlime attacking DarkMagickan with a swing of his giant hammer. As you attempt to reason with Slime, he swings his hammer at you, sending you to a desolate tunnel network. Can you and DarkMagickan escape to the surface?

If any other SporeMasters find this adventure offensive, that is not my intent. Doomsoul's actions reflect the reality that no one SporeMaster has absolute authority to act.

by NathanielRD Wed Apr 13, 2016 2:12 pm

I got banned for seven days for this thread:

Thee Thread of Rustled Jimmies wrote:

> sitting at mwah computer table typing this stuff up
> it is almost time to go to bed
> just one more spam thread pls

> posts this on sporum and looks like huge idiot
> whatever
> ya boy doomsoul comes and looks this thread
> banned 4 a week
> this is just gr8

> complain on scaffold
> doom also is there
> argue for what seems like forever
> admins tell us to knock it off of gtfo

> this is also gr8
> I sit at my computer desk alone in my mum's basement
> from door on top of the stairs to the basement, i see him

> the one
> the gorilla from the gorilla munch box comes up from behind me and puts his hand on my shoulder
> i blush
> my mum comes in

> she tells me to go to bed
> I saw no
> she stomps over to me, ready 2 spank
> but before she could touch me, the gorilla munch gorilla punches her to space

> i feel safe now
> i know deep inside everything is okay
> my heart will go on

> r.i.p me
> inb4 the lock
> inb4 the ban

> k bye m8

I would think it was Doom but I don't think he would suspend me for seven days just for a spam thread and give me no on-Sporum notice about it.

It also seems this happened without warning, meaning I had no idea why I was banned for seven days for this until I checked my Email to check out why.

I don't feel as salty as I do after a ban, most likely because I was expecting one after posting it.

If you ask me, I think it was Slime.
EDIT: Lol, the typos on the story really show because I was tired and wanted to go to bed.
Also, the next Thread of Rustled Jimmies should be about Slime and his rustled jimmies.

by **DarkMagickan** Wed Apr 13, 2016 10:20 pm

Yeah, that's totally a Slime move.

Get it?

by **thecardiackidofDCVII** Thu Apr 14, 2016 1:22 am

NathanielRD wrote:I got banned for seven days for this thread:

Thee Thread of Rustled Jimmies wrote:

> sitting at mwah computer table typing this stuff up
> it is almost time to go to bed
> just one more spam thread pls

> posts this on sporum and looks like huge idiot
> whatever
> ya boy doomsoul comes and looks this thread
> banned 4 a week
> this is just gr8

> complain on scaffold
> doom also is there
> argue for what seems like forever
> admins tell us to knock it off of gtfo

> this is also gr8
> I sit at my computer desk alone in my mum's basement
> from door on top of the stairs to the basement, i see him

> the one
> the gorilla from the gorilla munch box comes up from behind me and puts his hand on my shoulder
> i blush
> my mum comes in

> she tells me to go to bed
> I saw no
> she stomps over to me, ready 2 spank
> but before she could touch me, the gorilla munch gorilla punches her to space

> i feel safe now
> i know deep inside everything is okay
> my heart will go on

> r.i.p me
> inb4 the lock
> inb4 the ban

> k bye m8

I would think it was Doom but I don't think he would suspend me for seven days just for a spam thread and give me no on-Sporum notice about it.

It also seems this happened without warning, meaning I had no idea why I was banned for seven days for this until I checked my Email to check out why.

I don't feel as salty as I do after a ban, most likely because I was expecting one after posting it.

If you ask me, I think it was Slime.
EDIT: Lol, the typos on the story really show because I was tired and wanted to go to bed.
Also, the next Thread of Rustled Jimmies should be about Slime and his rustled jimmies.

I thought you'd know by now that Slime despises memes.

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