The Genders of SS, Part I: The Genderization

Tell us your gender, or be slain by a troop of bloodthirsty gas masked nuns.

female right here.

i checked.

I am a male.

thecardiackidofDCVII wrote:I am a male.

Did you double check?

I identify sexually as an AK-47.

Or male, if you must.

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

Female.

I sexually Identify as a Spinosaurus. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of fishing in the river with my large and long skull. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m freakin' stupid but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install pressure receptors, long narrow spines and webbed toes on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Spine Lizard” and respect my right to kill from bellow and kill needlessly in general. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your dinosaur privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

Also;

Giganos123 wrote:Female

Wait, what? I thought you were a guy.

NathanielRD wrote:I sexually Identify as a Spinosaurus. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of fishing in the river with my large and long skull. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m freakin' stupid but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install pressure receptors, long narrow spines and webbed toes on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Spine Lizard” and respect my right to kill from bellow and kill needlessly in general. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your dinosaur privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

Also;

Giganos123 wrote:Female

Wait, what? I thought you were a guy.

I was joking, lol.

Totally a woman and not a man pretending to be a woman here.

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I'm female
jk I'm just pizza

Celo the Impossible wrote:I'm female
jk I'm just pizza

Respect +tehn thousand

male for sure

Salpa wrote:male for sure

That's not what you were last night.