The Clark and Stanley Game

They accidentaly join a psychopathic circus....
A weird floating clown head gives them "their last tour" of this circus...
Freak shows involving corpses....
A weird zombie lady chopping more corpses.....
And Krampus....
They die because Krampus decided to eat them.....Naughty dweebles!

Clark and Stanley go to the looney Bin...
That one place for insane guys...

They are given the wrong pills, and die.

Clark and Stanley become police officers.

They shoot Micheal Brown. do I need to say anything else?

C&S become atheists.

christians are outraged because of their opinion, they get tortured, cooked and eaten. because god said so.

Clark and Stanley make a cake.

They lied to a robot that there's no cake....
They doi!

Clark and Stanley encounter Dr.Propaganda.... Or was it Mr.Propaganda?

He insists that they don't exist, and they vanish.

Clark and Stanley visit the Westboro Baptist Church.

They get mistaken for a gay couple and then get shot by a couple of church members who happen to be high-ranking members of the NRA.

Clark and Stanley go on a camping trip!

When they go fishing, they catch a particularly large catfish which drags both of them into the lake.  They cannot swim and they drown.  rip

Clark and Stanley kill Hitler.

Unfortunately............Time zones..........

Clark and Stanley tries to ban an awsome dragon from deviantart...

They are torn apart by dragonkin who take personal offense at the attempt.

Clark and Stanley vote for Trump.

It turns out Trump does not represent their interests, and they suffer under the new administration. Reflecting on their poor life choices, they decide that life is no longer worth living in America and move to Canada. They are eaten by carnivorous moose.

Clark and Stanley decide to go into home improvement.

They somehow nail themselves to the back of a delivery truck while trying to install a kitchen sink.

Clark and Stanley go to the zoo.

The Beavers escape, and while the two are sleeping on a bench under a tree, the beavers chip away at it, and the tree falls onto C&S, killing them.

Clark and Stanley look at dank memes.

The memes are so dank they blow their minds.

Literally.

Clark and Stanley watch the Discovery channel.

They start mating. Turns out their species' mating sequence, unbeknownst to them, involves both of them dying.

Clark and Stanley are in Feudal Japan.

They accidentally insult a samurai's master. You know the rest.

Clark and Stanley get parts on a reality show.

They are eliminated. When you're eliminated from the show, you're eliminated for real.

Clark and Stanley explore my Spore page.

The sheer awesomeness blows their minds.

Literally.

Clark and Stanley explore the Spam thread of Silent Scaffold.

Consequently, they lose the will to live.

Clark and Stanley go to El Salvador.

They catch some obscure disease unheard of in the civilized world, and die.

Painfully.

With diarrhea.

Clark and Stanley spam the Open Thread with flames.

They catch fire, and their last moments consist of them running around and screaming as the flames consume them.

Clark and Stanley resurrect Stalin.

He has them executed for reasons.

Clark and Stanley start their own Sporum.

Slime bans them from existence.

Clark and Stanley find a load of dynamite, guns, swords, and one toaster.

They get electrocuted by the toaster.

Clark and Stanley go for a walk.

They walk to the edge of the Earth and fall off, tumbling forever into the abyss. When it was pointed out that the Earth is actually spherical and such a thing could never happen, Spode responded by trapping everyone in 1 room and then announcing a new Water Stage.

Clark and Stanley move to Toronto.