I give horrible advice AMA
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I give horrible advice AMA
Title says it all. Ask me for advice and I'll do my best to help you out, but fail miserably.
Runlock- Confederate of the League
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Re: I give horrible advice AMA
I need to know how to make a toasted omelet and also they're going to amputate my leg. Please help.
Re: I give horrible advice AMA
Darkel wrote:I need to know how to make a toasted omelet and also they're going to amputate my leg. Please help.
Is the amputation related to the omelette in any way?
Runlock- Confederate of the League
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Runlock wrote:Darkel wrote:I need to know how to make a toasted omelet and also they're going to amputate my leg. Please help.
Is the amputation related to the omelette in any way?
Yes. Directly.
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But which comes first? Come on man this is important stuff. You can't just make an omelette before your leg gets cutoff, that'd be a waste of good meat.
Runlock- Confederate of the League
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Why does it cost so much to buy a bag of lucky charms marshmallows
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Re: I give horrible advice AMA
Let's take a look at the list of ingredients and find out using math:
As you can see, there is very little of anything in a single serving of Lucky Charms. They're overcharging so much that it would probably be cheaper to steal the lucky charms and pay the fine for theft, which I recommend you should do.
As you can see, there is very little of anything in a single serving of Lucky Charms. They're overcharging so much that it would probably be cheaper to steal the lucky charms and pay the fine for theft, which I recommend you should do.
Runlock- Confederate of the League
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Runlock wrote:But which comes first? Come on man this is important stuff. You can't just make an omelette before your leg gets cutoff, that'd be a waste of good meat.
My omelet is what is being used to cut off my leg.
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Add extra cheddar to the omelette so that it has a sharp flavor. You can use that to cut your leg off quickly and with minimum risk of infection.
Runlock- Confederate of the League
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Runlock wrote:Add extra cheddar to the omelette so that it has a sharp flavor. You can use that to cut your leg off quickly and with minimum risk of infection.
Oh ok thanks, you're a lifesaver.
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How come I never tried a Twinkie, Cheerios, or Taco Bell in my life?
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CaptnSunny wrote:How come I never tried a Twinkie, Cheerios, or Taco Bell in my life?
My advice would be to go to Taco Bell. That could potentially improve your chances and experiencing Taco Bell.
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Yes, but I have things to do.Runlock wrote:CaptnSunny wrote:How come I never tried a Twinkie, Cheerios, or Taco Bell in my life?
My advice would be to go to Taco Bell. That could potentially improve your chances and experiencing Taco Bell.
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CaptnSunny wrote:Yes, but I have things to do.Runlock wrote:CaptnSunny wrote:How come I never tried a Twinkie, Cheerios, or Taco Bell in my life?
My advice would be to go to Taco Bell. That could potentially improve your chances and experiencing Taco Bell.
All of those things are going to Taco Bell, aren't they?
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You got meMr.H wrote:CaptnSunny wrote:Yes, but I have things to do.Runlock wrote:CaptnSunny wrote:How come I never tried a Twinkie, Cheerios, or Taco Bell in my life?
My advice would be to go to Taco Bell. That could potentially improve your chances and experiencing Taco Bell.
All of those things are going to Taco Bell, aren't they?
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How do you get rid of a bunch of rotting flesh? There's a dead deer I got that ran into my tub and poured bleach all over itself. That didn't get rid of it. Halp pls.
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Mr.H wrote:How do you get rid of a bunch of rotting flesh? There's a dead deer I got that ran into my tub and poured bleach all over itself. That didn't get rid of it. Halp pls.
I believe Dark needs to make an omelette.
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Runlock wrote:Mr.H wrote:How do you get rid of a bunch of rotting flesh? There's a dead deer I got that ran into my tub and poured bleach all over itself. That didn't get rid of it. Halp pls.
I believe Dark needs to make an omelette.
Ok. I'll give him the meat as long as I can split the omelette.
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Mr.H wrote:Runlock wrote:Mr.H wrote:How do you get rid of a bunch of rotting flesh? There's a dead deer I got that ran into my tub and poured bleach all over itself. That didn't get rid of it. Halp pls.
I believe Dark needs to make an omelette.
Ok. I'll give him the meat as long as I can split the omelette.
Deal.
Re: I give horrible advice AMA
Maintain eye contact, assert dominance.
Runlock- Confederate of the League
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What is the best method of dying?
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Help, I think I accidentally spaghettified a star, but I'm a naked singularity. What do I do?
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koopakilla wrote:What is the best method of dying?
Live, die, live again bitches
CaptnSunny wrote:Help, I think I accidentally spaghettified a star, but I'm a naked singularity. What do I do?
Buy me a dictionary.
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