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Post by Runlock Thu Feb 11, 2016 1:24 am

Title says it all. Ask me for advice and I'll do my best to help you out, but fail miserably.
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Post by Darkel Thu Feb 11, 2016 1:26 am

I need to know how to make a toasted omelet and also they're going to amputate my leg. Please help.
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Post by Runlock Thu Feb 11, 2016 1:28 am

Darkel wrote:I need to know how to make a toasted omelet and also they're going to amputate my leg. Please help.

Is the amputation related to the omelette in any way?
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Post by Darkel Thu Feb 11, 2016 1:35 am

Runlock wrote:
Darkel wrote:I need to know how to make a toasted omelet and also they're going to amputate my leg. Please help.

Is the amputation related to the omelette in any way?

Yes. Directly.
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Post by Runlock Thu Feb 11, 2016 1:41 am

But which comes first? Come on man this is important stuff. You can't just make an omelette before your leg gets cutoff, that'd be a waste of good meat.
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Post by Q Thu Feb 11, 2016 1:43 am

Why does it cost so much to buy a bag of lucky charms marshmallows
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Post by Runlock Thu Feb 11, 2016 1:46 am

Let's take a look at the list of ingredients and find out using math:

I give horrible advice AMA Lucky_Charms_nutrition+facts

As you can see, there is very little of anything in a single serving of Lucky Charms. They're overcharging so much that it would probably be cheaper to steal the lucky charms and pay the fine for theft, which I recommend you should do.
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Post by Darkel Thu Feb 11, 2016 2:13 am

Runlock wrote:But which comes first? Come on man this is important stuff. You can't just make an omelette before your leg gets cutoff, that'd be a waste of good meat.

My omelet is what is being used to cut off my leg.
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Post by Runlock Thu Feb 11, 2016 2:15 am

Add extra cheddar to the omelette so that it has a sharp flavor. You can use that to cut your leg off quickly and with minimum risk of infection.
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Post by Darkel Thu Feb 11, 2016 2:16 am

Runlock wrote:Add extra cheddar to the omelette so that it has a sharp flavor. You can use that to cut your leg off quickly and with minimum risk of infection.

Oh ok thanks, you're a lifesaver.

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Post by CaptnSunny Thu Feb 11, 2016 9:52 am

How come I never tried a Twinkie, Cheerios, or Taco Bell in my life?
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Post by Runlock Thu Feb 11, 2016 9:44 pm

CaptnSunny wrote:How come I never tried a Twinkie, Cheerios, or Taco Bell in my life?

My advice would be to go to Taco Bell. That could potentially improve your chances and experiencing Taco Bell.
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Post by CaptnSunny Thu Feb 11, 2016 11:15 pm

Runlock wrote:
CaptnSunny wrote:How come I never tried a Twinkie, Cheerios, or Taco Bell in my life?

My advice would be to go to Taco Bell. That could potentially improve your chances and experiencing Taco Bell.
Yes, but I have things to do.
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Post by Mr.H Fri Feb 12, 2016 4:19 pm

CaptnSunny wrote:
Runlock wrote:
CaptnSunny wrote:How come I never tried a Twinkie, Cheerios, or Taco Bell in my life?

My advice would be to go to Taco Bell. That could potentially improve your chances and experiencing Taco Bell.
Yes, but I have things to do.

All of those things are going to Taco Bell, aren't they?

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Post by CaptnSunny Sat Feb 13, 2016 1:38 am

Mr.H wrote:
CaptnSunny wrote:
Runlock wrote:
CaptnSunny wrote:How come I never tried a Twinkie, Cheerios, or Taco Bell in my life?

My advice would be to go to Taco Bell. That could potentially improve your chances and experiencing Taco Bell.
Yes, but I have things to do.

All of those things are going to Taco Bell, aren't they?

You got me
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Post by Mr.H Sat Feb 13, 2016 2:06 am

How do you get rid of a bunch of rotting flesh? There's a dead deer I got that ran into my tub and poured bleach all over itself. That didn't get rid of it. Halp pls.
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Post by Runlock Sat Feb 13, 2016 2:12 am

Mr.H wrote:How do you get rid of a bunch of rotting flesh? There's a dead deer I got that ran into my tub and poured bleach all over itself. That didn't get rid of it. Halp pls.

I believe Dark needs to make an omelette.
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Post by Mr.H Sat Feb 13, 2016 5:02 am

Runlock wrote:
Mr.H wrote:How do you get rid of a bunch of rotting flesh? There's a dead deer I got that ran into my tub and poured bleach all over itself. That didn't get rid of it. Halp pls.

I believe Dark needs to make an omelette.

Ok. I'll give him the meat as long as I can split the omelette.
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Post by Darkel Sat Feb 13, 2016 6:51 am

Mr.H wrote:
Runlock wrote:
Mr.H wrote:How do you get rid of a bunch of rotting flesh? There's a dead deer I got that ran into my tub and poured bleach all over itself. That didn't get rid of it. Halp pls.

I believe Dark needs to make an omelette.

Ok. I'll give him the meat as long as I can split the omelette.

Deal.
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Post by thecardiackidofDCVII Sat Feb 13, 2016 7:04 am

I need to tell my friends that I am gay for Erops. How do I say that?
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Post by Runlock Sat Feb 13, 2016 7:17 am

Maintain eye contact, assert dominance.
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Post by koopakilla Sat Feb 13, 2016 2:06 pm

What is the best method of dying?
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Post by Mr.H Sat Feb 13, 2016 3:02 pm

Death, of Course.
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Post by CaptnSunny Sun Feb 14, 2016 5:47 am

Help, I think I accidentally spaghettified a star, but I'm a naked singularity. What do I do?
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Post by Runlock Sun Feb 14, 2016 6:43 am

koopakilla wrote:What is the best method of dying?

Live, die, live again bitches

CaptnSunny wrote:Help, I think I accidentally spaghettified a star, but I'm a naked singularity. What do I do?

Buy me a dictionary.
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