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Post by DarkMagickan on Sun Apr 10, 2016 12:32 am

Hello, all!  I'm Mr. Bad Advice.  Ask me anything.







ANYTHING.
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Re: Ask Mr. Bad Advice

Post by Darkel on Sun Apr 10, 2016 4:50 am

How do get laid

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Re: Ask Mr. Bad Advice

Post by DarkMagickan on Sun Apr 10, 2016 6:13 am

Darkel wrote:How do get laid
That's as easy as falling off a log, my friend.
1. Obtain a large knife. The scarier, the better. Chicks dig big, scary knives.
2. Find a woman. She can look however you like, but the key criteria are that she be alone, and that you're in an isolated location. It's especially good to do this at night, when women are afraid and vulnerable, so you can show them how big and strong you are.
3. Show her the knife. Her eyes will go wide with admiration of your big, manly blade, and she'll do whatever you say.

You know the rest. Women will be more than willing to take off their clothes for you when approached in this manner. And the best part is, you never have to call them afterward. Have fun!
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Re: Ask Mr. Bad Advice

Post by thecardiackidofDCVII on Sun Apr 10, 2016 10:59 pm

All of my friends are gay.  So am I. What do I do now?
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Re: Ask Mr. Bad Advice

Post by DarkMagickan on Mon Apr 11, 2016 4:40 am

thecardiackidofDCVII wrote:All of my friends are gay.  So am I. What do I do now?
ORGY!
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Re: Ask Mr. Bad Advice

Post by Darkel on Mon Apr 11, 2016 5:01 am

And post a video. Here.

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Re: Ask Mr. Bad Advice

Post by CaptnSunny on Mon Apr 11, 2016 7:58 am

Scaffold.

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