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I need help praying the gay away

Post by Darkel on Tue Mar 22, 2016 11:15 am

I had a very horrifying homosexually themed dream. I feel violated and impure in every way now. How can I get rid of the gay?

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Re: I need help praying the gay away

Post by CaptnSunny on Tue Mar 22, 2016 11:57 am

Lie with the cold and the lonely.

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Re: I need help praying the gay away

Post by Darkel on Tue Mar 22, 2016 10:12 pm

If that be the way, so be it. I will go all out and even scrape my freezing foreskin across the asphalt as I toss and turn, half naked, in the chilly desolate concrete forest.

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Post by CaptnSunny on Wed Mar 23, 2016 4:45 am

Hey, you forgot your cup of snow!

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Post by Darkel on Wed Mar 23, 2016 11:18 am

I'm all out of money from buying some birds off a lovely young couple next door. I'll have to get some guns from the Red Cross and take someone else's snow.

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Post by CaptnSunny on Wed Mar 23, 2016 2:28 pm

Good for you. Those guns are made from materials from North Korea.

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Post by Darkel on Wed Mar 23, 2016 11:38 pm

Oh yes, how gracious of the glorious Korea in the North. Hail them, and our Grande Lord and Master Supreme, Kim Jong Un.

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