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We support non-humans here

Post by Darkel on Sat Feb 13, 2016 5:26 pm

We are just announcing to everyone that humans are NO LONGER allowed on this forum. Thankfully. All of you non-humans are now allowed to post with peace of mind.




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Re: We support non-humans here

Post by koopakilla on Sat Feb 13, 2016 9:04 pm

I'm a literal piece of garbage, am I allowed

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Re: We support non-humans here

Post by Darkel on Sun Feb 14, 2016 5:08 am

koopakilla wrote:I'm a literal piece of garbage, am I allowed

Yes. We respect your garbage rights.

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Re: We support non-humans here

Post by InsanityX on Sun Feb 14, 2016 5:27 am

I'm a cat dragon.
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Re: We support non-humans here

Post by Darkel on Sun Feb 14, 2016 5:28 am

InsanityX wrote:I'm a cat dragon.

And for it you shall be pampered and loved.

Kill all humans.

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Re: We support non-humans here

Post by CaptnSunny on Sun Feb 14, 2016 5:45 am

Help me, I'm a naked singularity that everyone keeps on mistaking me as naked.

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Re: We support non-humans here

Post by Darkel on Sun Feb 14, 2016 5:47 am

CaptnSunny wrote:Help me, I'm a naked singularity that everyone keeps on mistaking me as naked.

It's okay, we've got your back, naked or not naked. We will help you kill every last person who has ever mistaken you.

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Re: We support non-humans here

Post by DarkMagickan on Tue Feb 16, 2016 7:46 pm

Lucky I'm a crow, then.
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Re: We support non-humans here

Post by Darkel on Tue Feb 16, 2016 8:00 pm

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Re: We support non-humans here

Post by Mr.H on Tue Feb 16, 2016 8:05 pm

I'm Heron, better than crow.

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Re: We support non-humans here

Post by AlloRaptor on Tue Feb 16, 2016 8:41 pm

I'm a doomsday device, am I allowed?

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Re: We support non-humans here

Post by Darkel on Tue Feb 16, 2016 8:57 pm

AlloRaptor wrote:I'm a doomsday device, am I allowed?

Well of course! We respect your right to kill all life.

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Re: We support non-humans here

Post by AlloRaptor on Thu Feb 18, 2016 6:13 pm

And I thank you greatly for that.

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Re: We support non-humans here

Post by Darkel on Thu Feb 18, 2016 8:28 pm

We are born with unalienable rights: death, slavery, and the pursuit of destroying Earth.

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Re: We support non-humans here

Post by Darkness on Fri Mar 25, 2016 4:27 pm

Despite them being non-humans, slimes should be banned here.
I, for one, am a Sukhoi PAK FA prototype multirole jet aircraft.
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Re: We support non-humans here

Post by WeLurkInTheShadows on Sat Mar 26, 2016 2:18 am

Darkness wrote:Despite them being non-humans, slimes should be banned here.
I, for one, am a Sukhoi PAK FA prototype multirole jet aircraft.

I agree as, A being composed entirely of shadows, that the sticky menace must not be allowed in our borders

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Re: We support non-humans here

Post by ViperaUnion on Sat Mar 26, 2016 4:48 am

I'm just an irregular plant/animal shape-shifter. I can turn into a dragon if I want....but honestly, I'd rather be a tree....just a tree...shaped like a dragon...with multiple heads....that spit acid....

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Re: We support non-humans here

Post by DarkMagickan on Sat Mar 26, 2016 7:54 am

I am an immortal blood drinker who travels from body to body.  I can manifest darkness and wrap it around me like a cloak.  I travel the dream plane as some travel the highways, entering people's minds as they sleep.  I can hex or heal, bless or curse, with no qualms whatsoever.  Those who cross me or mess with my family, rarely do it again.

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Re: We support non-humans here

Post by NathanielRD on Sat Apr 02, 2016 6:28 am

I sexually identify as a single, Pringle, ready to mingle. Ever since I was a potato I dreamed of being thin sliced, covered in disgusting oil then heated in a medium oven until reaching climax at the micro second of golden-browness. People bully me, and say things like “what the fuck, you aren’t a Pringle”, but I know deep down they are just jealous of my inner beauty. I have already started hiding in cylinders all day, and now im improving my crunchiness by regularly burning my sides on the stove. I want you guys to respect my natural ability to instantly satisfy low salt carb cravings, and if you don’t you are oppressing me, and you should check your diabetes type. Thank you for being so understanding.

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Re: We support non-humans here

Post by DarkMagickan on Sat Apr 02, 2016 7:06 am

I sexually identify as a ghost pirate. Ever since I was a boy, I dreamed of sailing the undead seas, searching for the afterlife of Davy Jones’ locker . People say to me that a person being a ectoplasmic-sea captain is impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m sp00ky. I’m having an ethereal cutlass created, a 17th century French sloop and a ghostly crew of shanty singers bought. From now on I want you guys to call me “deadbeard” and respect my right to kill rival poltergeist and photonically phase my being into the next realm . If you can’t accept me, you’re a phantom-buccaneerphobe and need to check your undead-aquatic privilege. Thank you for being so understanding, matey.
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