A Blizzard of RPGs [IC] Current Location: Super Mario RPG's Mushroom Kingdom

Wirezz

"The scouts didn't say anything about this." Wirezz muttered, leaning on his staff and looking a rough map a group of Horde scouts had drawn after exploring a small portion of the recently discovered Pandaria. In front of the goblin, there was an extremely tall tower in a location very unknown to him.

"The scouts didn't say anything about what?" A gruff voice asked.

Wirezz lowered his map to see a large turtle with spikes on its shells looking at him.

"This tower here." Wirezz explained, his eyes darting around, looking for the safest path of escape.

"This tower here? I'm surprised you didn't know about it." The turtle said. "It's a really nice place Booster has here. It makes me miss my castle. It reminds be of the good old days. When I would capture Princess Toadstool and Mario would come running to save her-"

"OH GEEZ, IT'S MARIO!" The turtle exclaimed, just noticing another figure near Wirezz and the turtle. The turtle turned away from the Wirezz and the figure who was presumably Mario and began to talk to himself. "You can't let Mario see you like this. Okay, okay, get a hold of yourself. Hey, how's it going. No, not that, you dummy. Needs more confidence."

Mario and Wirezz turned to look at each other.

"YOU!" The turtle finally shouted. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!"

"Mario? I'm saved!" A figure towards the top of the tower on a balcony exclaimed. The figure also thought she heard a voice that sounded like... Bowser.

"That voice." Bowser said, quieter now. "That sounds like Toadstool. I thought she got away, but she's stuck here! Maw, ha, ha! I better get back to my castle now."

Both Wirezz and Mario were confused now. Didn't Bowser said he missed his castle earlier, as in he didn't have it?

"GET OUT OF MY WAY, SHORTIES!" Bowser yelled at Mario and Wirrez, who backed away to avoid the large turtle.

After Bowser left, Mario rushed over to the door of the tower, hoping to get in. The door was locked.

"OUT OF MY WAY SHORTIE!" A familiar voice exclaimed. Bowser came running backwards and ran into the door, busting it open.

Mario and Wirezz weren't sure how to react at this point.

"I bet you're thinking about how useful and good looking I am." Bowser said to them. "It'd be great to have me along, right? What about I let you join the Koopa Troop. You can thank me later."

Bowser promptly entered the tower. Mario shrugged and followed him in. A figure in a blue cloak and a cloud creature followed him in. Wirezz, not sure what to do, followed them into Booster's Tower.

Undyne

Undyne was sitting outside, enjoying the fresh air back at the Undertale universe. That wasn't until..

Everything went white, she woke up in a strange cartoonish place. Noticing Booster's Tower and a strange short plumber. With a short green creature.

Undyne walked toward the tower, right before noticing ASGORE.

"Asgore? What are we doing here?!" Undyne asked.

"Now now, I'm sure we've gotten teleported to somewhere. Who knows where we exactly are.. But perhaps we can go over to that tower, i see people there." Asgore responded.

Asgore and Undyne walked together to the tower, finally bumping into Wirezz and Mario. Asgore noticed them first. "Why hello there, I am ASGORE." Asgore politely greeted.

"And I'm Undyne! NYAAAHHH!" Undyne shouted. "It's nice to meet you two, what are your names? And do you know where we are?" Asgore asked.

Accesia

Next to the tower, Accesia had woken up from blindness. She gets up and wonders where she is, one minute she was in Stormwind..The next, she's in a cartoonish place.

Accesia began to look around, saying "God, more teleportation from that mage?" very quietly.

Accesia then brought out her sword, and began to walk toward the tower's entrance, with very quiet footsteps.

It was quite an odd thing to see a doctor suddenly and without reason appearing out of thin air, but is exceptionally odd to seem a doctor, with splashes of blood(both fresh and dried) staining his labcoat, carrying an odd sort of cannonlike device in his hands, that seemed to be extruding some sort of glowing energy to appear without any explaination.

"What iz this?" spoke the confused doctor, his German accent showing through.
"Iz this Merasumus' doing?", Meic wouldn't put it past that nutty Wizard, he'd go to extremes just to pay off whatever criminal organization he'd borrowed money from.

But this just seemed a bit to random(even for him).
Medic spotted two figures, "Oh Hello!, Do you know where am located?", as Medic got closer he noticed that the figures were not human, in fact they were more goat-like and fish-like in origin, nevertheless he jogged towards them .

Filia

Never in New Meridian had Filia seen a giant goat-king, a goblin, or a fish-warrior. Sure, she had seen plumbers before... well, at least she thinks she has... Plumbers are the sort of thing that you kind of just figure are there.

Then again, Filia wasn't an expert on the idea of interdimensional travel, either.

"Samson, have you got any idea where we are? I don't think I remember this place... nor would I if I had my memories," Filia asked.

"Your guess is as good as mine," Samson said gruffly. "I don't know about you, Filia, but I'm sensing some bad vibes coming from all around us."

The student looked around. "I don't see anything that far out-of-the-ordinary," Filia replied.

Samson pointed one of the strands of Filia's hair at the congregation of sundry characters. "Filia, we've got company," Samson warned.

"Oh, they look nice," Filia remarked.

"You never know..."

"...until you try," Filia added, before walking up to ASGORE, Undyne, Wirezz, and Medic.

"Hello," she said. "My name's Filia, and..." Filia stopped. She and Samson knew about the stigma around folk with parasites... in New Meridian, it was quite frowned upon as freakish and monstrous. Even though some parasites were civil.

"I'll introduce myself when I'm good and ready," Samson whispered.

"...and I'm quite pleased to make your acquaintance," Filia finished, holding out her hand for the first goat/fish/goblin/man who would take it.

ASGORE

"It is nice to meet you, Filla! This is Undyne." The Goat King greeted and then shaked Filla's hand. "I am ASGORE, king of monsters." Then, Asgore noticed the Medic. "Hello there! I am ASGORE. I don't know where we exactly are either." Asgore responded.

Undyne walked up toward the Medic. "I'm Undyne, who are you? No idea where i am either." Said Undyne in a tough voice. "Oh, and i'm the Undyne that ASGORE was talking about, Filla!"

ASGORE wondered, this new place seemed strange. The creatures are strange, for sure. And two of them are human. He thought about if he could ever get back to his world. But it didn't matter now, he needs to greet others and help.

"Now then, what will we be trying to do?" Asgore asked, he closes his cape to hide most of his body. "Who knows.. But maybe its another Dimensional Clash.." Undyne remarked, scratching her chin.

"Oh yes, the Dimensional Clash.. How did you know anyway?" questioned Asgore. "Uhh, more like breaking the fourth wall..Anyway.."

Asgore and Undyne await their response from Wirezz, Mario and the Medic.

Accesia

Suddenly, behind Filla was Accesia with her Fel sword out. "Who are you all?!" taunted Accesia, her voice sounded aggressive. The Worgen eyed the goat king and the fish-warrior.

Asgore and Undyne responded. "I'm ASGORE, king of monsters."

"And i'm Undyne!"

"King of monsters? Well, goat-king, i guess i can trust you since you seem rather polite.." Accesia responded. Asgore and Undyne still wait for Medic's response.

Wirezz

The second Bowser heard voices outside, he quickly turned around and came back out of the tower.

"Mwahahah. More recruits for the Koopa Troop." Bowser said in delight before turning to Mario. "Why didn't you tell me you had these many friends with you?"

Mario shrugged, having no idea what was going on.

"Dimensional Clash?" Wirezz asked Undyne, his curiosity starting to turn on. He then noticed the Worgen near them. He raised his staff and put it into a more defensive position. "The Alliance wouldn't happen to have anything to do with it, would they?"

Mushroom Kingdom

"What is going on out there?" A Toad asked, looking outside of the the town gates. A confused group of humans and creatures never before seen in the Mushroom Kingdom crowded outside of the gates. They were all talking to each other while several leaders seemed to be trying to organize the group outside the gates.

"Did the Horde do this?" Was the most audible and common discussion topic in the group.

"The Horde?" The Toad asked no one in particular before running off to tell his superiors about this new event.

Garrosh Hellscream

The Warchief of the Horde had been seen angry many times before, but rarely this angry. He stood on a hill that seemed to be covered with stars and was bellowing orders to the Orcs all around him. Elsewhere, Trolls, Taurens, Forsaken, and other races were trying to organize. Many members were very confused, and it wouldn't be a lie to say the faction leaders were as well.

"Attention everyone!" Garrosh bellowed. "This may be the Alliance's newest attempt to destroy us! We must search for Alliance members and interrogate them about what they have done!"

Several of the other Horde leaders expressed their disagreement with Hellscream jumping to conclusions, but they were unable to get him to think differently. After all, he was there leader as chosen by their previous Warchief, Thrall.

Hello mein freund!" Medic said giving  grin that quite frankly would be better on a scary jack'o lantern than on a person, he took her hand and shook it, "I am Medic I am ze medic for R.E.D.!

"I was just inquiring on ze location ve seem to find ourselves in"

He let go of her hand leaving some blood from his gloves.
"It iz nice to meet you too Undyne, and you Asgore!" he said each shaking their hands.

"Such interesting specimens you all are" he said as if that were the most normal thing in the world to say.

ASGORE

"It is nice to meet you as well, you are human, correct?" Asgore suspected. "It is an honor to meet you all. Now, what is this 'horde'?"

Undyne began to respond to Wirezz. "The Dimensional Clash is where people get lifted from their worlds into one world.. I think i've been in a Dimensional Clash before." explained Undyne.

"You told me about that, haven't you Undyne?" Asgore asked. "Yes, of course i did! It was all about that crazy stuff that was happening!" Undyne replied.

Then, Asgore noticed that Wirezz and Accesia brough their weapons up.

Accesia

"What?! I didn't have anything to do with this, did YOU?" Accesia threatened Wirezz. "The Alliance should've had nothing to do with this at all! But maybe its the Horde!" Accesia took a step closer with her shield and sword out.

"Now now, i'm sure none of you had to do anything with this-" Asgore got interrupted.

"I'm sure it was the Horde! They have to be behind all of this! Wh-What if it's the Iron Horde?!" Accesia yelled.

"I don't know what this 'Horde' is, could you please explain?" Asgore asked.

"It's like filled with ugly orcs and a goblin like..Him!" the Worgen pointed her claw at Wirezz. "We're at war with them! They threaten our peaceful land!"

"I have no time for you anymore, Asgore! I need to deal with this Goblin!" Accesia shouted.

"But wait, we could all just settle this with a cup of tea, could we?" Asgore politely asked.

Accesia ignored him, and was only focusing on Wirezz, she was ready for a battle.

Filia

Whoa! Scary wolf-lady alert!

Filia nervously glanced between the wolf and the goblin. "H-hey! Please don't argue," Filia stammered, her hair anxiously quavering. "The goat king has a point, maybe we can all settle this without, you know, sharp pointy objects?

All of a sudden, a gruff voice shouted, "THAT'S IT! I'VE HEARD ENOUGH!!"

Filia's hair suddenly lashed out at both Wirezz and Accesia, attempting to wrap around their weapon arms and stop either of them from hacking each other to death.

"YOU NEED TO CHILL OUT!" Samson roared.

Wrezz

Filia has an Unarmed of 10. Samson adds 2 to that. Filia got a role of 7. 10+2+7=19. Minor Success! Will Wirrez or Accesia attempt to block or dodge?

Wirezz does not attempt a block or dodge.

Wirezz turned to see the hair coming straight towards him. It managed to hold onto his arm for several seconds before the goblin managed to pull his arm out of its grasp.

"How am I supposed to chill out." Wirezz began, quite upset. "If her friends may be the cause of me ending up in a place that is far from home!"

"NO FIGHTING!" Bowser bellowed. "I know you all want to join the Koopa Troop, but no one can join the Koopa Troop if all are fighting each other!"

Bowser didn't seem to grasp the full situation at hand.

Accesia

Accesia slips out of the hair, then charging toward Wirezz and using her sword to slash him.

"No no! Wait, you cannot fight!" Asgore shouted. "We need to settle this peacefully!"

"They're going to kill eachother, Filla..What are we gonna do?!" Undyne asked Filla.

Varian Wyrnn

Varian heard Garrash Hellscream, he walked toward him past all the taurens, trolls, forsaken etc. "We didn't have anything to do with this, this wasn't even an attempt to destroy you all. We don't know where we are either, but for one thing, its war." Varian exclaimed as Alliance human soldiers began to bow down in a neat order.

"Who knows how we both ended up here, but for one thing it means someone did it!" shouted Varian, who then brought out his great sword.

Filia

Samson glanced up at Undyne and nodded vigorously (rustling in Filia's hair).

"We try to talk them out of it," Filia replied to Undyne. She ran up to Accesia and Wirezz and waved her hands.

"Stop! Stop! You're never going to figure it out by beating the tar out of each other!" she protested.

"Must you kill each other over something one or the other of you MIGHT'VE done?" Samson added. "And don't make me tie you up!"

"Samson!" Filia whined.

"I'll only do it if it comes to that!" Samson shot back.

"VUNDURBAR!" Medic exclaimed as he saw Samson, "I must collect samples!" he thought,but first he noticed with some alarm the situation that was taking place, "Mein freunds does zhiz really need to escalate!" he said walking forward, though he held his syringe gun in one hand behind his back,

"Ve are all in ze how you say,"Same Boat here"., "Zhere is not even a point to capture and yet you are already to decapitate each otszer!"

Melissa Brown

Melissa was once again ripped from an unfinished clash and thrown into another, now in the center of a bickering mob of whatever everything here was. He aggravation grew with every second.

Then Megatron came and started saying who-knows-what. She wasn't really paying attention to whatever anyone was saying since it did not matter whatsoever.

At least there was some German guy who was making some amount of sense, but even then.

She could swear she's seen some of these characters before, but you could never be too sure after the multitude of clashes she has had the displeasure of being involved with.

Instead of doing anything to add to the mess of conversations, she simply leaned against the tower, doing her best to not yell every profanity she had at these new acquaintances.

Wirezz

Wirezz stepped back and put down his staff, shaking his head. Of course he wasn't going to get anywhere if he killed the Worgen.

"Sorry." Wirezz said unconvincingly to no one in particular. "I get a little irritable when I get moved into unknown territory where there is a possibly high chance of me dying. What about we figure out who did this, figure out how they did it, kill them, and then kill each other?"

Meanwhile, Bowser had noticed Melissa and Megatron approach.

"More recruits for the Koopa Troop! At this rate we can get my castle back in not time!" Bowser tried to say casually, trying to hide his excitement. Then he heard something about Megatron squashing insects. Bowser's excitement died down a little. "What do you mean by insects?

Melissa facepalmed with the force of a thousand kung-fu strikes and turned to Bowser. "What in the fuck do you think he means by insects!? And why in sam hell do you think that any of us want to join your shitty-named "Koopa Troop"? I've seen a big-ass plethora of characters who act like an idiot. But you? You take the entire fucking cake!"

She went back to leaning against the tower, pouting. Perhaps this was the negativity Shovel Knight may have warned her about. She closed her eyes and turned her head towards Bowser and simply said, "Sorry," before looking over at the approaching Megatron.

Filia

Samson grunted. "Sounds good to me. Anyways, I'm Samson. And Filia's my host."

Samson reached out several snaking strands of Filia's hair to shake hands with everyone. "What, haven't you seen hair before?" Samson asked.

"Samson can be a bit brash," Filia said.

"Hey, don't undersell me. I take pride in that!" Samson snapped.

"Amazing!" Medic said extremely interested in Samson, "I have not zeen hair like zis before!"
The doctor then noticed the large robot
"Oh my!", Medic cried out as he adjusted his spectacles to get a better look at MegaTron, "These may be a very bad thing".

Medic thought aloud "Ja, I think this is a very bad thing", he gripped his Syringe gun, realizing that needles did very little against solid steel.

"How about we continue these conversation somevhere a little more safe?"Medic suggested noticeably backing away

Wirezz

"The name's Wirezz." The goblin said, cautiously shaking the hair's hand.

Bowser

It looked as if Bowser's eyes popped out when Melissa refused Bowser's generous offer of joining the Koopa Troop.

"WHAT!" Bowser exclaimed, fire flying out of his mouth. "Why would you not want to join the Koopa Troop?! It is lead by me, quite a useful and good looking guy!"

Just a voice from inside the tower could be heard laughing.



"I think they want to join the Booster gang instead." Said a short man with in a red colored outfit and a black beard stepped out from inside the tower. "After all, I am far cooler than you are. I'm even getting married tomorrow!"

"BOOSTER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE, BESIDES THE FACT THAT THIS IS YOUR TOWER?" Bowser shouted, letting loose a few more jets of flame. "Also, congratulations! Who are you engaged with?"

"A woman who fell from the sky into my hands. I think her name is Princess Toadstool. She does a quite marvelous thing I've never seen before. Her eyes water. Do you know what it means when woman do that?" Booster asked.

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?" Bowser shouted, sending out a few more jets of flame. "ONLY I AM ALLOWED TO CAPTURE PRINCESS TOADSTOOL. Also, I think the eye watering thing is called crying."

"When did I say I captured her?" Booster asked, confused. "She fell from the sky into my hands. I think she was coming to me. She says she doesn't want to marry me, but I think she doesn't understand that she actually is good enough for me. I mean, I don't marry any lady I happen to come upon."

"Where is Princess Toadstool now?" Bowser asked.

"Locked up on my balcony." Booster said. "It seemed like a good place to keep her until the wedding. She does a lot of this 'crying' thing you speak of while up there."

"Princess Toadstool, in a easy place for me to get to." Bowser murmured to himself. "I think I'm going to kidnap her! Then Mario can come beat me up and everything will be back to normal!"

Bowser ran into the tower and began to jog up the stairs before turning around and jogging back out.

"Koopa Troop, move out!" Bowser shouted, before running back up the stairs.

Booster merely shrugged.

Melissa Brown

After having been in three clashes beforehand, Melissa knew this formula quite well. It was either go along with whatever stupid shit happened, or resist it and get forced to go with it.

She reluctantly walked into the tower, pinching the bridge of her nose and sighing. When was she going to get the chance to win one of these things already?

((OH MY GOD I'M SO SORRY))

Filia

Filia glanced up at Samson as he shook Wirezz's hand. "What? Never seen a parasite before?" Samson asked, eyeing Wirezz's reserved expression.

Filia then turned towards Booster Tower as the scene unfolded and Bowser left. She and Samson took their turn to be thoroughly perplexed by the events that transpired.

Finally, Samson spoke.

"Well, we're not gonna figure anything out standing around, are we?" the parasite asked.

"I suppose not," Filia replied, before regarding Medic and following the others up Booster Tower.

Wirezz

Wirezz shrugged and followed everyone else into Booster's Tower.

Booster

As everyone entered his tower, Booster walked inside like this kind of thing happened everyday. He got on his train which was waiting for him at the entrance of the tower and began to ride it towards the top of the tower.

???

"Smithy, sir!" A voice said to a large robot in an unknown location. "Two large armies have been spotted!"

"Send out the Axem Rangers to investigate." A voice that was presumably Smithy responded. "Have them find out how much they may be able to interfere with my plans."

Megatron

"I am going to kill you all!" The Decepticon roared, pointing his giant arm cannon at Bowser, "Why would I wish to join this futile troop, when I could easily kill you all?" His gun began to hum, as the barrel of the cannon began to glow.