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Post by EropsToad on Mon Jan 04, 2016 3:03 am

Compose or share limericks here.

Limerick: A five-line poem with this rhyme scheme:
A
A
B
B
A

There once was a girl named Selina
Who bust out nerves with her demeanor
She saw herself God
Began to mini mod
And the Sporum thought her even meaner

There once was a master named Slime
Who unfairly bans most the time
Breloom got the hammer
Toad went to the slammer
And everyone had a bad time.


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Re: The Limerick Thread

Post by EropsToad on Mon Jan 04, 2016 3:12 am

There once was a mogul named Trump
Who constantly must take a dump
But through the wrong direction
Instead of his rectum
It flows through his mouth, not his rump.

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Post by Zerbie The Slug on Mon Jan 04, 2016 3:16 am

There once was a slug named Zerbie
A being who never thought of socializing...
His species went to the tribal phaze...
They made their first encounter with another tribe aggressive....
Zerbie's chieftan was in space, dying infinately...
And Zerbie became the slug we know today...

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Re: The Limerick Thread

Post by EropsToad on Mon Jan 04, 2016 3:19 am

That's not a limerick, that's a tragedy!

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Post by Zerbie The Slug on Mon Jan 04, 2016 3:44 am

It seems Limerick to me....
I don't know how a chieftan (or any tribe member) going to space early isn't funny...
Oh, and that's based on a real glitch...

There was once a man named Sarcas...
He's the best man in town...
The people who stopped him are children who had no thought on phrases...
Sarcas realized that He's sarcastic....
This poem sucks

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Re: The Limerick Thread

Post by DarkMagickan on Mon Jan 04, 2016 9:47 am

There was a SporeMaster named Slime,
Who would ban without reason or rhyme.
Someone once asked him, "Why
Not give fairness a try?"
Said Slime, "I haven't the time."
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Post by CaptnSunny on Mon Jan 04, 2016 11:22 am

This is a limerick I made
I have a mild opinion on lemonade
This one makes no sense
And isn't totally tense
Elephant table space grenade

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Post by DarkMagickan on Mon Jan 11, 2016 10:07 am

There was an enchanting young bride
Who ate many green apples and died.
The apples fermented
inside the lamented
and made cider inside her inside.
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Post by DarkMagickan on Sat Apr 09, 2016 8:55 pm

There was a young fisher named Fisher,
Who was fishing for fish in the fissure.
Til a fish, with a grin,
Pulled the FISHERMAN in.
Now they're fishing the fissure for Fisher.
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Post by EropsToad on Tue Apr 12, 2016 7:27 am

There once was a word called "buttsecks"
Which Sporumers its usage perplexed
For Blackbird had used it
But others abused it
And now we are totally hexed.

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Re: The Limerick Thread

Post by EropsToad on Tue Apr 12, 2016 7:32 am

Though I don't like to brag or to boast
I think I shall propose a toast
To this poem I write
What a beautiful sight!
Three cheers for the 6000th Post!

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Post by DarkMagickan on Wed Apr 13, 2016 1:13 am

Said a foolish young woman from Wales,
"A smell of escaped gas prevails!"
Which she traced with a light,
And later that night,
Was collected in seventeen pails.
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